Push Sucked

Happy Valentine's Day! How was yours and what did you do?

I went to go see Push with my friends and my sister and it was bad. Not as bad as Jumper, which was pretty much the same concept, but it was still bad.

Plot summary of Push:
Boy's parent dies. Finds out about his abilities. Uses it to cheat life. Is lazy. Life is changed when he finds out that he has to do something. Gets reacquainted with long ago hot chick. Has romance. Comes up with witty plan that only benefits him and hot chick. Looks like Channing Tatum. Wins.

Plot summary of Jumper:
Boy is not accepted by society. Mom is dead. Finds out about his abilities. Leaves dad. Uses ability to cheat life. Is lazy. Life is changed when he finds out that has to do something. Gets reacquainted with long ago hot chick. Has romance. Comes up with witty plan that only benefits him and hot chick. Looks like Channing Tatum. Wins.

Lots of stuff in Push was extremely ridiculous and makes me go WTF. Some of it was interesting, but in a cheesy way like the powers people had. The really gay thing is that they have retarded names for each of those abilities and you'd sound nerdy if you tried to explain it to a mentally challenged person.
Pusher: someone who enters your mind and takes control! someone who can PUSH you.
Watcher: someone who can scope into the future and see EVERY-TING.
Bleeder: I have no fucking idea; someone who bleeds
Mover: someone who uses the psychic mind to move objects with their heads; according to the movie, only hot guys have this ability
Yauger: someone who loves the Simpsons and has the ability to outnumber anyone in saying, "Okay." and "That..."; also majored in political science at University of California Riverside.

Anyway, so I'm still scratching my head with that movie. Maybe I didn't catch things, but a lot of stuff was questionable. Even if I did understand, that movie was... egh....