1. The Way A Fan Works: Open the window and face the fan towards the outside. It sucks up only hot air. Thus, your room will be cooler.
2. If you wrap a towel around your hair after you shower, you're going to get sick.
3. If you wrap a towel around your hair after you shower and you don't get sick, you will get sick several years from now.
4. If you forgot something, you must have Alzheimer's disease.
5. If you have a stomach ache, you must have a stomach ulcer.
6. If your menstrual period is just slightly irregular, then you must have a cyst.
7. Oh! This room is so hot mostly because you're playing video games/ your computer is on/ you're watching the TV.
8. If it's hot inside, and it's way hotter outside, you should open the window. That way, it'll be so much cooler inside.
9. Buddha, mothafuckahs.
10. You're so spoiled because you got a slurpie from 7-11 at the age of six.
11. If you've been in your room for a really long time, it can't be that you're working on homework! You must be playing video games or chatting to people.
12. Chatting is so stupid. Why can't you just call?
13. If you don't understand what this one word means, you clearly don't read enough.
14. Thomas Edison's brilliant plan of inventing light bulbs came from that Thai side. His grandparent's uncle's half sister was Thai.
15. First thing that comes to mind when someone mentions Tiger Woods? He's half Thai.
16. Shakespeare is so stupid because I don't understand it.
17. My children never understand politics and economy.
18. We had better education in Thailand.
19. Land of strippers? Nonsense! It's land of smiles!
20. A tomboy is the equivalent of a lesbian.
21. We have the cleanest, clearest beaches in the world!
22. If you visit Thailand and you don't find the cleanest, clearest beaches in the world, then we used to have the cleanest, clearest beaches in the world!
23. I kind of want to see Bangkok Dangerous because it's about Thailand, isn't it? Now I have to watch Knowing because it has Nicolas Cage!
24. I like movies that deal with a group of strangers that face a conflict, so they have to help each other out to survive. In the end, everyone sacrifices themselves so that the main character and his hot chick survives.
25. Thai people are impressive because we were the first Asian country who didn't use chopsticks.
26. Rao ruk nai luang.
27. I love Thai dramas.
28. I love Korean dramas even more.
29. Black cats, stepping on cracks, and walking under ladders are not bad luck... but fengshui is....
30. Real wood is the way to decorate.
31. I don't trust that cac.
32. I want my children to be something great, but I don't think they can do it.
33. I read magazines and Thai papers more than you. Therefore, I am smarter.
34. I'd rather go to Alaska than anywhere else in the world.
35. I don't know it, but I make really bad jokes that no people laugh. If they do laugh, it's out of politeness.
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37. Africa is a dangerous place. Don't go there.
38. I don't understand how playing the piano notes of the lyrics can be tacky.
39. Short hair looks better than long hair.
40. Most of the news I get is from watching the Thai news.
41. What? Thai people eats sea turtles? Never heard of that! We're trying to save them!
42. It's Thai people. The rest of the Asian nations. And Jews. There's your top three people.
43. Ahmerricahn Idel. ... Oh, I love this song! ... *terribly sings along with it* ... Oh, they're not as good as the original.
44. I love going on walks! I just don't have the time!
45. Tucking shirt into jeans equals great fashion.
46. Hey! This belongs to one of my kids. It's pretty old. *Throws it away without questioning anyone.*
47. If you're going to take lessons from someone, they have to be Thai.
48. The reason we have rockets... it's because of the Thai.
49. Cambodia stole everything from us!
50. We cannot admit that we are racist.
